crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

tastefullyoffensive:

Fake hair so real it’s… [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Fake hair so real it’s… [x]

(Source: naldouze)

Europeans:  I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans:  I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
tastefullyoffensive:

One of the best cosplays at this year’s Comic-Con. [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

One of the best cosplays at this year’s Comic-Con. [via]

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Hiya, I'm Scott! I'm quiet, and I usually don't start conversations. According to most people, I'm smart. I want to be an anesthesiologist. I'm openly bisexual. My favorite color is blue, and I can speak English and Spanish.
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