urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

(Source: secyass)

k-urietibu:

naimss:

how to tell someone nicely to stop flirting with your crush 

there will come a day where i don’t reblog this

today is not that day

jrne:

vvaddles:

you smoke WHAT

wildcats

website:  You have to be over the age of 18 to enter this site.
me:  haha lol yeah sure i am *clicks*
me: 
me:  wait i'm 20 years old
“What doesn’t kill you gives you XP.”

- (via quirkygrl22)

seducemymindyouidiot:

Bitchy Sherlock is my favorite Sherlock.

(Source: rosetylear)

escapedgoat:

xxvalleygirlxx:

When a nigga call you baby in a deep raspy voice

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When a baby call you nigga in a deep raspy voice

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phatamy:

urietarded:

textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing 

chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket

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Hiya, I'm Scott! I'm quiet, and I usually don't start conversations. According to most people, I'm smart. I want to be an anesthesiologist. I'm openly bisexual. My favorite color is blue, and I can speak English and Spanish.
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