danyuuul:

*DIES AND FALLS IN GRAVE AND SOUL GOES INTO SPACE* my god that was cute 

(Source: vinesnow)

coolator:

i have never seen anyone fuck up this masterfully

mom:  *gets into car*
me:  *violently shakes door handle until mom unlocks car*

thisnameisquitemanly:

kuriboh:

jonopoly:

We almost just died omfg the train got derailed look at that fucking bar sticking out of the floor

SYDNEY FUCKING PUBLIC FUCKING TRANSPORT

in australia even inanimate objects try to kill you

awesomephilia:

Purr = happy cat noise

Gato = Spanish for cat

Purgatory = infinite realm of happy Spanish cats

(Source: dutchster)

officialcrow:

baylorbeats:

skrippers:

bigeisamazing:

regalasfuck:

truest shit ive ever read

bullshit. cheaters don’t strive for A’s. they strive for C’s. getting A’s make shit look to obvious especially when you ain’t doing the bare minimum in class

I went for A’s when I cheated.

who wants to cheat for a c? if you gon cheat, cheat big

"lemme rob this bank for 3 grand…. dont wanna make it….obvious"

(Source: walkinggtall)

volatile-duchess:

lawnegbert:

you have to drag it a bit past the line until its off the post and  the cursor gets sucked into the fucking shadow realm

WHAT THE FUCK

(Source: jaidefinichon)

dion-thesocialist:

It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.

wolfenguy:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

image

(Source: communistbakery)

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Hiya, I'm Scott! I'm quiet, and I usually don't start conversations. According to most people, I'm smart. I want to be an anesthesiologist. I'm openly bisexual. My favorite color is blue, and I can speak English and Spanish.
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