automatically:

me as a parent

owldude:

lacunamatata:

yes-butno:

HAM! CHEESE! mmmmmmmmMANGOES

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this is the single most intense video i’ve ever witnessed

sentimental-sanity:

clonesbians:

weloveshortvideos:

Guy’s Review of Right Guard Deodorant Ends Unexpectedly

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This is GOLD

americanhipster0000:

madam-winchester:

officialfrenchtoast:

this anime is a gem

I done nearly pissed myself I was laughing so hard.

Wtf

hercules:

Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson is HERCULES! See it in theaters July 25th. 

hercules:

Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson is HERCULES! See it in theaters July 25th. 

Perspective

outofcontextdnd:

The Cleric, commenting on the Ranger’s critical hit usage of Throw Anything

Cleric: You can’t throw a rapier and do that much damage! It’s a light weapon, it’s unrealistic.

DM, pointing at the Sorcerer: He can shoot magic from his fists.

nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

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